Puppy: I WANTZ TA PLAY WIT YOOS!!
Cat: Human, is this your canine? You have exactly three seconds to remove him from my sight before I destroy it
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Justice Burger
I am not the 15th Chief Justice of the United States. What I am is an immature pre-law student. Also, a dork
117288I should be transcribing. I’m on here. EFF MY LIFEEEEEE
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Environmental Law
So I haven’t decided for sure what kind of law I want to focus my studies on first. I know that the one of the major initiatives for those wanting to become an attorney is the massive paycheck that they have the opportunity to accrue. Just like the next guy, I am an avid supporter of receiving a large paycheck. However, in the past few months I have been taking a serious look about what all I can do as a lawyer. For example, I was out at the lake the other day, and I noticed a lone duck swimming out in the distance. He wasn’t much of a duck, perhaps he was but a wee chick, but something caught my attention. I observed the duck swimming out in the middle of the water and I began to notice that he was swimming in quite an odd pattern, I mean, as far as organized duck swimming goes. As I began to look closer I realized the reason. This poor ducking was being forced to swim in perplexing patterns due to the massive amount of waste and trash that plagued the path in front of him. This sight, needless to say, broke my heart. I mean, this poor defenseless duck was forced to take time out of his busy schedule and preform complicated evasive maneuvers simply to enjoy what he does for a living. Why? Because human beings are Sights such as these tug on my future juris doctorate heartstrings and force me to realize that there is more to my field of study than just cashing checks and my longing desire to one day become a district attorney. There is that duck. The duck that I hope can one day become my future client. Provided he’s still living. I’m afraid I am not familiar with the life expectancy of the average duck. NONETHELESS! Duck, you have forever changed me and I respect you. You have shown me the wrongful ways of this slothful human society. Also, typing your memoirs have kept me away from my studies. So! God bless you America! God bless you law school! And God bless you Duck!!
Paralegal? Pssssh. As if.
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